Turkey-John Madden has become the industry standard. Some people by now are sick of this meat but in the end you had to admit it's not thanksgiving with out it.
Turducken-Joe Buck. Because when he talks it feels like someone is trying to jam things inside me that don't belong there.
Gravy-Gus Johnson makes everything better and can jazz up even the biggest pile of shit on your plate.
Stuffing-Emmitt Smith. Just throw a heap of gizzards and bread together and hope - pray - something good comes of it. Luckily, like Emmitt, you really can't go wrong. Even when he's bad (always), he's oh so rewarding.
Hard Cider-Frank Caliendo. It's not something you'd choose to drink normally, but at least one day out of the year you hope it gets the job done as you try to drown out your bantering family.
Sweet Potatoes (with marshmallows)-Cris Collinsworth. Tasty, hits the spot, and is too often surrounded, covered up, or drowned out by ex-players who offer nothing but fluff.
Fancy Table OrnamentJimmy Johnson. Most brilliant thing at the table, but in the end gets put to the side.
The Last Piece of Pumpkin PieBrent Musberger. Some people cannot stand him (or the pie), and some people say College FB doesn't exist without him. As the women head to the stores for black Friday and super savings Saturday, we are stuck at home, molded into our couch listening to Musberger, much as we reluctantly reach for a second piece of pie as the table clearing and clean-up begins on Thurdsay afternoon.And who's preparing this feast?
Posted by Hugging Harold Reynolds at 11/26/2008 09:00:00 AM
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